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Liverpool put in probably their best performance  so far this season against the Villa.  First of all it should be said Villa clearly were suffering from injuries and suspension (they’ve spent most of the season sitting on top of the injuries table).  But Liverpool also had some major absences with Gerrard, Carra, and Torres missing.  The fact that Liverpool played so well without the big 3 stars of team is the most encouraging fact of the game. Credit should be given to Lucas and Meireles who put in the kind of midfield domination I’ve been waiting all season to see. Possession was retained well, and the passing and movement of the team was very impressive.  N’Gog and Johnson combined nicely in the second half to almost score with a move that wouldn’t look of place at Barcelona.  Babel and Maxi both scored great goals. The aforementioned players have all been looking much more confident lately and I will be delighted if Maxi, Babel, and N’Gog continue improving and establish themselves as top class players.

But before going overboard it must be noted that this game was at home – Liverpool have still only won one game on the road this season and have a roadtrip to Newcastle coming up.  Hopefully the insanely stupid Newcastle board of directors have done us a favour by sacking a manager who was really doing very good job for them.  For years people have been saying that Newcastle are the worst-run club in Britain, and I believe the prosecution can rest its case now.

Also Newcastle should worried by the fact that Torres will be back in the side next week.  I’m sure that the birth of his child will leave him feeling over the moon and a hat-trick will be the icing on the cake.

Last of all I just want to mention that seeing the pre-match footage of Gerard Houllier almost walk in the home dressing room by accident did put a smile on my face.  I hope things pick up for him at Villa now that this game is out of the way.

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If you believe everything you read then Liverpool are on the verge of signing Karim Benzema, Niko Kranjar, Dimitri Payet, Carlton Cole, Mirko Vucinic, Fernando Llorente, Ricky Van Wolfswinkel, Romelu Lukaku,Valentin Stockel, Andy Carrol, Luuk De Jong, Keisuke Honda, Juan Mata, Ibrahim Affelay,  Charles N’Zogbia, Antonio Cassano, Diego Forlan, Royston Drenthe, Ashley Young,  Phillip Mexes, Alexander Kerskakov, David Wheater, Antoine Griezman, Rod Fanni, Urby Emanuelson, Pavel Pogrebnyak, Mathieu Valbuena, Oscar Wendt, Armin Bacinovic, Blaise Matuidi, and Shaun Wright-Phillips.  All players tipped (within the past month) by respectable news sources for which Liverpool “are preparing to break the bank” to add to the roster.

There are two reasons why this nonsense gets regurgitated in the sports press everyday ; the first that journalists are usually so desperate for stories they will print any nonsense, the second being that it is a tool for agents to promote the name of their athletic clients. That much is obvious and well known to all sports fans. But what I don’t really understand is why, even though everyone knows it’s B.S., do people bother to read it? Myself included.  Soon as I see an unfamiliar name being linked with Liverpool, I look up their highlight reels on Youtube to see if they are interesting or not.  And here things get even more irrational.

I know that it’s impossible to tell how good or bad a player is from edited highlights on Youtube. But I still bother watching them, even though most of the time it’s just a collection of easy tap-ins and headers set to bad dance music.  So there I am- watching bad videos, on the basis of tabloid journalism, about players I know will never sign for Liverpool.
Why on earth do I bother?

During the baseball world series, fans of the San Francisco Giants took to holding up signs that said “Torture Me”.  That being a reference to the experience of watching their home team. Most of the performances by Liverpool this year could be called torturous, or maybe public humiliation. Like the public stockades villages used in the medieval days.  All that’s missing from it being an authentic recreation of these old punishments are the obligatory rotten tomatoes and cabbages hurled at the victim.

 

The most worrying thing about seeing the Reds get turned inside out by a team that will probably be playing in the Championship next year was that it held no surprises. My complaints that I made recently about a lack of team spirit and an inability to keep possession of the ball in the opponents half again proved to be their undoing. I have to ask myself, have Liverpool become the football equivalent of  ‘Troll 2’ – a movie so bad it actually becomes funny and quite enjoyable? No. Rather it’s more like one of the rare bad movies that Steven Spielberg or Quintin Tarrantino make. The talent is there, the script is there. On paper it should be very successful, but somehow it just falls flat.

If this team actually had some real characters in it, and not so many one dimensional mercenaries, things would be different. If Djibril Cisse were still at Liverpool then maybe they might still be losing games, but it least they would lose in style.

 

 

 

I hardly recognise Liverpool this season. This current side is the most gutless and embarrasing team I’ve ever seen.  I will think about what positives there are to be taken, but the cons of the Hodgson era outweigh the pros.

1- Inconsistancy

It ‘s no use beating Chelsea and Napoli if you’re just going to go on and get a lousy draw against the likes of Wigan.

2- Roy Hodgson: theres a number of qualms I have with the cockney. Here they are

  • Transfer signings- When you sell the highest rated defensive midfielder in the world, you damn sure have to sign a quality replacement.  Instead Hodgson signs an over the hill Poulsen, who is one of the worst players I have seen in a Liverpool jersey in recent years.   Juventus were keen to get rid of him, easy to see why.  Furthermore, 4m pounds for Paul Konchesky (at the age of 30)?  Most clubs would never sanction such a stupid buy.  These two purchases alone  means 10m pounds pissed down the drain. Neither player has any resale value, and I don’t know how they can be taken off of the wage bill.
  • Tactical ineptness- His formations are badly thought out. Even in the few games we have won our style of play has been stilted and disjointed. Hodgson still thinks he is at Fulham; he doesn’t set out to beat teams, he tries not to lose. That’s not the Liverpool way and overly defensive football should never be accepted by Liverpool supporters.
  • Poor use of substitutes in-game- one of the greatest assets that Rafa Benitez had as a manager was his astute use of substitutes to change the tempo of a game in Pool’s favour.  Benitez would always go for the jugular, bringing more attacking players on even if we were 2-0 up. On the other hand Hodgson makes panicked and  uncalculated subs. Against Wigan with a 1-1 scoreline he took off an attack minded player, Kuyt, for the useless Poulsen. This decision showed he was settling for a draw
  • He looks a like tit- The manager is the public face of the club and he should be someone who can handle himself in front of journalists. Rafa Benitez’s comment that every Hodgson “press conference is worst than the last” was spot on.

Inept Roy

3- We can’t keep possesion of the ball, which is key to dominating a game.

Three years ago if you were watching a Liverpool game you would have seen an English side playing continental football at its best. The style of play now is either 1) get the ball, play a few square passes between defense and midfield then play an inaccurate pass forward thats either intercepted or goes out of play OR 2)  manage to get the ball upfield then quickly and stupidly give the ball back to the opponent.

A top side in modern football should show patience on the ball, and hold up the ball when on the counter to give teammates time to support attacks.  Never let the opponent get a touch. Be intelligent about when you shoot. Instead, Liverpool are playing stereotypical English football – the kind of kick and run game you expect to see in the lower leagues.

I think this is probably a result of the aforementioned tactics of Hodgson, and players who are not technically good enough for grade A football.

To solve this problem it will be necessary to sign a couple of players who are good dribblers.  A player who can individually play keep-away from defenders will create time for his teammates to get into better positions to recieve a pass from.  A big target man upfront would also help.

Most importantly though the overrall technical ability of the team must be raised. That means players who have a first touch. Paul Konchesky has no concept of what a good first touch is.

4- A squad that is short on quality.

There are just too many bad players at Liverpool . Milan Jovanivich, Christian Poulsen, Lucas Leiva,  Ryan Babel, Paul Konchesky are expensive mistakes and need to be culled.

As I mentioned before, the loss of Mascherano has not been addressed.  I’m of the opinion that the single most important position on the field is defensive midfield. Usually this is overlooked by most of the sports press.  But every winning team requires a top quality player here . Think of how important Hamann was to Liverpool, Roy Keane to Manchester United, Makelele to Real Madrid.  Why do you think Manchester City have splashed out Nigel De Jong, Viera, Yaya Toure? Mancini knows that it is in this position games are decided. So why does Liverpool not have a single decent defensive midfielder? This is just one more indication Liverpool’s management don’t know what they are doing.  To start winning again a new manager and a star holding midfielder like Lassan Diarra will have to be brought in.

And obviously there is no experienced striker to partner with Torres.

5- No spirit.

Jamie Carragher looks like the only player on the field who cares about what is going on around him. I think the board should ask Tony Robbins to come in for a day of motivational speaking.

Until all these problems are addressed it will be the Europa League, and not the Champions Leauge, again for Liverpool.

Professional sports reveals an incredible amount about the culture and age it is the product of. The values, prejudices, and vices of a particular era are shown thus. Pro sports is a scholar’s dream. Spend a day at Anfield or any sports arena on match day and you will learn about economics, history, sociology and pyschology. The ultimate snap shot of what it is to be alive in the 2010 could probably best be told by the results of the World Cup in South Africa. History is just that – a story, and that’s something that all sports fans love.

‘Bigger than Jesus’

And what would a good story be without its characters? Want to write a story about post-war America? The characters you’ll need to know about are Jackie Robinson, Joe DiMaggio and Cassius Clay. To understand the world today, specifically the western world, look at the big names in the ‘world’s game’.  To explore my theory of football as a microcosm of the real world, consider the result of the housing bubble in America.  We have all been consumed by the financial disaster and global credit crunch which has since ensued. The number one cause of the economic meltdown was of course greed.

How better to illustrate the waywardness of the West than looking at the shocking scale of greed in topflight football? Every story needs a good guy and a bad guy. The bad guy is Wayne Rooney. The ultimate embodiment of a 21st century athlete. The archetypal footballer and celebrity of the most materialistic society in modern history. 40 foot tall bill boards with his face. Very expensive and over-produced Nike commercials. Tabloids writing up front page headlines every time he farts.  Rooney this and Rooney that is nothing unusual, but I believe this is the week that will be the crescendo in the tabloid  area of his career.  Public fall outs with our protagonist, Sir Alex Ferguson, seem to have that effect. David Beckham has spent his entire life trying to make headlines, but the most publicized incident of his life, other than his affair with Rebecca Loos, was when Fergie kicked a boot into his face (which is only one of the reasons that Ferguson is the good guy) . Despite  all the efforts of Manchester United’s many primadonnas and publicity whores to be ‘bigger than Jesus’, no one in modern football has ingrained their image into the collective conscious of football fans more than Ferguson.  Anyone who tries to take him on ends up looking like a fly buzzing around the tail of a giant elephant. The reasons why Sir Alex is so respected are simple; he is the antithesis of what our shallow pop culture says men should be like. Humble and loyal, Ferguson embodies old fashioned virtues that everyone, deep down inside their gut, knows to be the correct way for a man to carry himself.

This is the week that Rooneygate has sent the newspapers and everyone involved in the premier league into a kind of frenzy that I’ve never seen in English football.  It all started months ago before the world cup, simmering, out of public view.  Now everything has been laid bare.  Wayne Rooney’s Manchester United career is more or less over- a result of  greed, immorality, prostitutes, disloyalty, a ridiculously over inflated ego, and fans who are sick and tired of highly paid professionals behaving with the same level of integrity of a common pick-pocket.

Unhappy with the 90 000 pounds sterling paid to him by his employers every week, Rooney has shown more gall than I’ve ever seen- demanding that Man U pay him in excess of 200 000 a week! Never living up to his potential- he’s made a career out of goals that like look great on a highlight reel, but in reality he goes missing or lets down his team when they need him most. He’s an overrated and overpaid player. But what makes him even more unlikeable, and an outright bad human being is the way that he treats his family.  He has publicly cheated on his wife with prostitutes on two separate occasions, the last one being when she was heavily pregnant.  The man is truly shameless.

Who is to blame for this? You might expect me to say that society, or Hollywood, or some other part of the media is at fault.  But the television shows, movies and rap videos that glamorize crass hedonistic materialism are merely indicative of wider trends.  Wayne Rooney is the way that he is because of weak parenting and a lack of scruples.  The contempt he has shown for his wife and the lack of respect for the authority of his manager can all be traced to the values (or lack there of) instilled by his family. This can be said for all humans.  The childish behavior of misters Rooney,Franc Ribery, Tiger Woods, Brett Favre  etc., are I believe related to the break down of family values.  That’s not to say that the parents of all these athletes were necessarily the most guilty party in every case, but something, whatever it is,  allowed their own vanity to take precedence over their family.

The backlash against Rooney from fans, his teammates, and other managers is refreshing in a way.  Too often the bad behaviour of a player is shrugged off as long as he scores goals, or brings in more money to the club. Some Man U supporters took such offence to this whole debacle that they picketed his house.   Although, like all tabloid wars, this story will fade away and be replaced by the next player behaving badly, there is something to gleaned from it.  Nearly everyone is backing up Sir Alex Ferguson. To me that says people don’t really want what the Rooneys, Beckhams, and Ronaldos of this world represent.  We don’t want gold coloured football boots, annoying ring tones, gelled hair and pointless twitters. We want back the world as it’s supposed to be, the one we learnt about in the stories told to us during childhood.  A world that puts honour and loyalty ahead of frivolities. We want decency back.